Legal
Last updated July 28, 2026.
Wendy: this is a plain-language starting point, not legal advice. Fill in every square-bracket blank, and have someone qualified check it if you start selling at volume or outside the US.
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Wherever you live, you can ask me to show you what I hold about you, correct it, or delete it. Email [email protected] and I'll do it within 30 days. If you're in the EU, UK, or California, you have these rights explicitly under GDPR / UK GDPR / CCPA.
Email addresses: until you unsubscribe or ask me to delete them. Order records: as long as tax rules require, then deleted.
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